Friday, November 7, 2014

The Three Forketeers: Tanner and two Champion-Eaters-in-Training. October 27

For dinner on Monday, October 27, the manager of Essighaus walked into the dinning room and announced that he was serving something special: Herrgottsbescheißerle, formally known as Maultaschen. Each student received on his/her plate what looked like two giant ravioli. The manager explained that this dish is usually served before Easter.  During Lent, some Christians refrain from eating meat.  For those who crave meat, they eat Maultaschen because the pasta coat hides the meat inside.

Chloe could not finish the two giant Maultaschen on her plate.  No worries.  The Three Forketeers swooped to her side and quickly picked up the remaining Maultaschen with their forks.  The Three Forketeers consist of the reigning Champion Eater (Tanner) and two Champion-Eaters-in-Training (Alli and Lauren).


The Three Forketeers raised their forks in celebration after getting the food from Chloe's plate.  Their motto proclaims "All for food, food for all (three of us)."


Tanner: "O.K., scavenging food from someone who can't finish their plate is easy.  It's harder getting food from someone who is still working on their plate.  So watch how I do it and copy me."



Tanner: "First, identify an unsuspecting target and sneak behind your target."


Tanner: "Second, swiftly bring your fork down onto your target's plate."


Tanner: "Third, feast!"

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